My boyfriend's priorities.

Me: Have you ever needed something so bad that you couldn't sleep at night?
James: Yes.
James: If I know that I'm going to have Taco Bell the next day, I can't sleep.

Romance at 3am.

James: Your eyes...are as green...as...something else that is also green.

Beaches and Seas.

James: Don't be such a beach.
Me: You can't just say that any time you want. It has to be when we're making puns about seas.

James showing me something he drew.

James: And then I drew this happy guy. He's an onion.
Me: Is that a potato?
James: IT'S A HAPPY ONION.

We both hate the New York Islanders.

James: What's the difference between a squirrel and an Islander?
Me: I don't know...what?
James: The squirrel has a chance at winning the Stanley Cup.

Occupy...

Me: If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't ever be able to see myself with a boyfriend.
James: I am the 1%!

Dying.

Me: I feel like dying.
James: Want to know what I do when I feel like that?
Me: What?
James: I think about you, because you're worth living for.