About This Blog

This is a blog for all of my random, silly, romantic, and just plain awesome chats with my boyfriend, James.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Three words.

James: You know, I completely made your night from sad to happy. What do you have to say to me?
Me: Umm?
James: Come on. Three magic words.
Me: "I love you"?
James: No, "here's your sandwich"!

Monday, May 10, 2010

This is my favorite.

Me: So, goodnight.
James: Goodnight. Wait, no, don't go!
Me: What? Why?
James: ...I love you.
Me: I love you too. Now, goodnight.
James: Goodnight. Wait, no, come back!
Me: What?!
James: I love you!
Me: I love you too. Goodnight, James.
James: Fine. Goodnight.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Fun with sexism.

James: Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Me: You're mean. How do you live with yourself?
James: Because I know I can say three words and everything will be better.
Me: Oh? What three words?
James: I love you!
Me: Doesn't seem like it...
James: Obviously I love you if I trust you enough to make me a sandwich.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Mother's Day.

James: Oh, I got you a Mother's Day gift.
Me: ...But I'm not a mother! Unless the gift is pregnancy.
James: Ah, see, but the gift is the little black boy I stole from the store.
Me: Now it makes sense!