Me: What's not helping my headache is that my brother is playing a really loud video game with Batman or Jurassic Park-like music.
James: BATMANNNNNNNN NANANANANANA BATMANNNNNNN
Me: Jesus, did you take crack while I was gone?
James: Only your caretaker knows for sure.
Me: What?
James: BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IS A GOOD MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Me: You're crazy.
James: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Me: ...
