My boyfriend's priorities.

Me: Have you ever needed something so bad that you couldn't sleep at night?
James: Yes.
James: If I know that I'm going to have Taco Bell the next day, I can't sleep.

Romance at 3am.

James: Your eyes...are as green...as...something else that is also green.

Beaches and Seas.

James: Don't be such a beach.
Me: You can't just say that any time you want. It has to be when we're making puns about seas.

James showing me something he drew.

James: And then I drew this happy guy. He's an onion.
Me: Is that a potato?
James: IT'S A HAPPY ONION.