Beaches and Seas.

James: Don't be such a beach.
Me: You can't just say that any time you want. It has to be when we're making puns about seas.

James showing me something he drew.

James: And then I drew this happy guy. He's an onion.
Me: Is that a potato?
James: IT'S A HAPPY ONION.

We both hate the New York Islanders.

James: What's the difference between a squirrel and an Islander?
Me: I don't know...what?
James: The squirrel has a chance at winning the Stanley Cup.

Occupy...

Me: If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't ever be able to see myself with a boyfriend.
James: I am the 1%!

Dying.

Me: I feel like dying.
James: Want to know what I do when I feel like that?
Me: What?
James: I think about you, because you're worth living for.

Amazing.

James: How about I put my cell phone on the charger, so if you call, you'll only wake me and not the whole house.
Me: Wait, you'd leave your cell phone on for me and wake up in the middle of the night to answer it, just in case I got upset if my blanket got ruined by the dryer?
James: Well, yeah. I guess so.
Me: Wow. You really are amazing.

Hot and Cold.

James: Are you cold?
Me: Umm, yes, why?
James: Oh, well that explains it. I'm really hot.
Me: Well, you need to give me some of that.
James: Exactly. I figured, if I just got super hot, Katie must be cold.